My first post

A picture of a small sail boat on the Mediterranean sea. The detail in the shore and sea can be clearly made out, despite the sky being much brighter. In the right side of the image, the sun glares on the warm water, a bright sunny patch over exposing the camera.
Ship Upon the Water (Brick sur l’eau) – Gustave Le Gray (French, 1820 – 1884)- France, 1856 – Albumen silver print

A fake post.

Chuck Norris is awake 25hrs a day, Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear, Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z’s and Q’s in his rack Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis, Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear, Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris is awake 25hrs a day, Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably, Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is, Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out, Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding Godzilla started attacking Texas so Chuck Norris attacked Tokyo, Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits, Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.